{"id":39,"date":"2017-07-13T16:08:11","date_gmt":"2017-07-13T14:08:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/baptiste.pub\/?p=39"},"modified":"2026-03-15T12:03:17","modified_gmt":"2026-03-15T11:03:17","slug":"monoprix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/baptiste.pub\/index.php\/2017\/07\/13\/monoprix\/","title":{"rendered":"Monoprix"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Parce que&nbsp;les produits Monoprix ne sont pas des produits comme les autres, parce qu&#8217;ils cultivent une dose d&#8217;impertinence et d&#8217;humour<\/p>\n<h3>Rasoirs jetables &#8211; &#8220;Vous ne serez plus de mauvais poil&#8221;<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-47\" src=\"http:\/\/baptiste.pub\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Capture-d\u2019e\u0301cran-2017-07-13-a\u0300-16.12.13.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"386\" height=\"488\" srcset=\"https:\/\/baptiste.pub\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Capture-d\u2019e\u0301cran-2017-07-13-a\u0300-16.12.13.png 386w, https:\/\/baptiste.pub\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Capture-d\u2019e\u0301cran-2017-07-13-a\u0300-16.12.13-237x300.png 237w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 386px) 100vw, 386px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>Pizza 3 fromages &#8211; &#8220;Rassurez-vous, Pierre n&#8217;a pas souffert&#8221;<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-49\" src=\"http:\/\/baptiste.pub\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Capture-d\u2019e\u0301cran-2017-07-13-a\u0300-16.12.40.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"509\" height=\"489\" srcset=\"https:\/\/baptiste.pub\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Capture-d\u2019e\u0301cran-2017-07-13-a\u0300-16.12.40.png 509w, https:\/\/baptiste.pub\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Capture-d\u2019e\u0301cran-2017-07-13-a\u0300-16.12.40-300x288.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 509px) 100vw, 509px\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>D\u00e9odorant &#8211; &#8220;Ca sent le roussi pour la transpi&#8221;<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-50\" src=\"http:\/\/baptiste.pub\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Capture-d\u2019e\u0301cran-2017-07-13-a\u0300-16.12.51.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"397\" height=\"488\" srcset=\"https:\/\/baptiste.pub\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Capture-d\u2019e\u0301cran-2017-07-13-a\u0300-16.12.51.png 397w, https:\/\/baptiste.pub\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Capture-d\u2019e\u0301cran-2017-07-13-a\u0300-16.12.51-244x300.png 244w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 397px) 100vw, 397px\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Carottes r\u00e2p\u00e9es &#8211; &#8220;Les carottes ne sont pas cuites&#8221;<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-46\" src=\"http:\/\/baptiste.pub\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Capture-d\u2019e\u0301cran-2017-07-13-a\u0300-16.11.55.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"487\" srcset=\"https:\/\/baptiste.pub\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Capture-d\u2019e\u0301cran-2017-07-13-a\u0300-16.11.55.png 500w, https:\/\/baptiste.pub\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Capture-d\u2019e\u0301cran-2017-07-13-a\u0300-16.11.55-300x292.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Pur\u00e9e &#8211; &#8220;Balance la pur\u00e9e&#8221;<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-45\" src=\"http:\/\/baptiste.pub\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Capture-d\u2019e\u0301cran-2017-07-13-a\u0300-16.11.32.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"362\" height=\"487\" srcset=\"https:\/\/baptiste.pub\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Capture-d\u2019e\u0301cran-2017-07-13-a\u0300-16.11.32.png 362w, https:\/\/baptiste.pub\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Capture-d\u2019e\u0301cran-2017-07-13-a\u0300-16.11.32-223x300.png 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 362px) 100vw, 362px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>[table id=4 \/]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Parce que&nbsp;les produits Monoprix ne sont pas des produits comme les autres, parce qu&#8217;ils cultivent une dose d&#8217;impertinence et d&#8217;humour Rasoirs jetables &#8211; 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